SEX.

EVERYONE CAN HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE.

AND WE ALL CAN FUCK AND STUFF.

Haven’t seen a TV Show I’d want to be in yet.

I am officially married to the Planet Pluto.

I don’t care what any of you have to say; she’s always a planet to me!! 

Let’s just say I got ‘da moves better then Jagger.

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suRsxpoAc5w

I would forever panic.

I’m gonna be answering some questions that I just noticed are up in my inbox. While my wrist is so sore it makes me want to die, this would be a great time to toss and extra question or two about…….I dunno…..pickles or personal injuries or religion. 

Surprise me. 

Due to laziness, I probably will not. If there was a way to delete them I would. 

Still, nice that somebody decided to read all the way back there. XD 

Oh my God.

Oh my God.  

This shit is great. XD 

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Pluto may be the ninth rock from the Sun, but she’ll always be the first one from my Heart.

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persona 3: you walk up stairs at night

Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.

Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.

Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars

Monkey Island.

You pick up things and use them sometimes.

The Legend of Zelda.

You’re not Zelda.

Okami

You paint everything to death.

Mario Party

All of your friends are assholes

Borderlands. There’s numbers everywhere when you hit enemies.

Sonic the Hedgehog. Run Right.

Dungeons and Dragons

Sitting around a table and talking about the die you just rolled.

Super Mario RPG: Legend of the not being able to jump on things to kill them and taking turns slapping each other instead.

Super Smash Bros. Brawl: Push people off screen to see flashy confetti lights and screams of agony.